Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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