Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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