I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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