You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize