just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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