in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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