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idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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