honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize
