if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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