So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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