Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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