why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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