Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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