I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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