not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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