Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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