We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
