Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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