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Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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