plz talk dirty to me
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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