we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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