I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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