The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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