that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize