I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
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