She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
