Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the day after is always just damage control
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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