I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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