pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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