so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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