Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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