Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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