She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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