did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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