I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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