Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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