YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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