The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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