STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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