How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
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so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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