dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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