Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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