I just made out with a guy for $7.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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