Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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