Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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