I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Randomize
