my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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