She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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