3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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