I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Text me some of your sweat
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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