Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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