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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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