man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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