no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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