I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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