i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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