ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
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