nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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