Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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