quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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